April 13, 2005
America Safe: UN Outlaws Nuclear Terrorism

I'm sure you all will sleep more soundly tonight, knowing that the United Nations has made it a crime for terrorists to possess or use nuclear materials. With its work on this issue now complete, and the world's population now safe from this harrowing threat, the UN will next take up a resolution outlawing cancer. Given the sheer force of its pronouncements and the ease with which they may be issued, all of humanity's problems should be able to be solved by Memorial Day.

Posted by Jonathan R. on April 13, 2005 01:38 PM


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Oh, I feel much safer now. ::snicker::

Posted by: Greg in Texas [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2005 02:11 PM


Yes, you are right...the thought of Annan's unwavering quest to do the right thing will deter almost anyone...(haha)

Posted by: Chris at April 13, 2005 02:12 PM


It seems the only thing the UN can do well is talk and pass resolutions such as this one. Oh, and also take bribes from dictators while covering it up as well as covering up sexual abuse allegations. So I guess the UN does 3 things well.

Posted by: Shawn at April 13, 2005 02:53 PM


I can see the terrorists hiding under the bed at the very thought of Kofi Annan's elite papershufflers wording a strong warning to terrorists in the event they get hold of nukes.

Does 'UN Action' qualify as an oxymoron?

Posted by: Hermie [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2005 04:11 PM


I feel safer already. LOL

Posted by: hiddennook [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2005 05:55 PM


Don't make me sick the elite UN Paper Pushers against you! They'll give you such a papercut!

Posted by: Gozer [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2005 08:47 PM


Wearing helmets blue as sky,
Fearful men who cringe and die,
Men who vaccilate today,
With the wind from whatever way.

Rows of medals on their chest,
These are men, the U.N.'s best,
One hundred men, will report today,
But only three will know the way.

Trained to skim off native funds,
Trained to hide, and when to run,
Men who pillage by night and day,
'Cause they learned the U.N. way.

Rip the blouse from her young chest,
The rest line up, and get undressed,
One hundred men, will form a line,
This is how, they pass their time.

Back at home, Sir Kofi waits,
His U.N. troops have tested fate,
They have served his beck and call,
But his son will take the fall.

Put silver coins in my son's hand,
Make him rich before I'm canned,
He'll be the man they lynch one day,
But let me survive another way.

















Posted by: Dan [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 15, 2005 02:22 AM