From NRO's The Corner:
Instead of electing professors, how about deporting them? For every handful of immigrants we take in, we can send a professor packing. Maybe we can even sell it to the profs as multiculturalism. With any luck, we'll wind up bringing in computer scientists, engineers, and physicists -- and kicking out comp lit specialists.
This can be expanded - sure, let's take a software engineer for a comp lit prof; but how about a Bangladeshi construction worker for a performance artist? See how it would work? We can take all our useless people and trade them for useful - of course, this does heavily punish the rest of the world but, hey, they deserve it.
We don't even have to be so specific, by naming any one group to be traded. We don't even need to trade. We just need to make sure that every person voicing hatred for this country is relocated, to the paradise of his or her dreams. The blacks who claim they hate this country so much because their contributions are not recognized will be recognized in Africa, for whatever talents they bring with them. Those who blame the Jews for every single thing and agree that Israel is the problem will be warmly welcomed in the Middle East. (Well, actually, they won't. They'll probably be killed on sight. But at least they will be slaughtered by people they respect and admire, and not forced to live in safety and plenty among vile and evil Americans.) The Mexicans who think this is such a nasty place it must be Mexicanized as soon as possible will be much happier if that burden is lifted from them and they can merely revel in the vast superiority of their native land. Those who just hate the country for the sheer hell of it can pick their own destinations.
Anyone reviling this country, much less plotting or supporting or cheering its destruction should be immediately removed to whatever place he or she deems better----and not allowed to return.
Obviously, many professors will be included in this number. And movies will cease to be made in California. Too great a price? I think not. And the millions and millions of people around the world who realize how special this country is can be welcomed and allowed to become Americans---we'll have room for them.
Posted by: Almiranta
at July 10, 2005 09:40 PM
Oh don't worry Almiranta, there are plenty of folks like myself who love America who'd jump at the chance of replacing all of those folks in Hollywood. :)
As for this plan, I'm all for it. Shipping out those who obviously can't stand America for the amount of complaining they do should just be sent elsewhere. Heck, I might not even mind having my tax dollars send them away! :)
Posted by: Gozer
at July 10, 2005 11:28 PM
You're may take some heat for this post. Good luck!
Posted by: Chris at July 11, 2005 12:58 AM
You're may take some heat for this post. Good luck!
I bet we're all glad you are thinking of us Chris. No seriously, we don't take heat for almost everything we say and believe now do we? Besides, what's wrong with people wanting folks to be happy eh? I mean the folks we're talking about obviously have serious problems with America, think it's the worst place on Earth, so why not help them find a place more to their liking?
Posted by: Gozer
at July 11, 2005 01:47 AM




