March 20, 2006
Take Some Aspirin And Defeat The Coup

I had a low-grade civil war, once. I felt like crap. My nose was overrun by insurgents. My head felt like IEDs were constantly going off in my frontal lobe. I took a strong dose of antibiotics and pretty soon my factions were under control and I could lift my head off the pillow and out of my foxhole.

You're mixing your metaphors, Joe. Perhaps you should just go plagiarize someone else's. Oh, wait! You tried that and lost any chance of ever being President. Sorry, I forgot.

Posted by Michael Turk on March 20, 2006 02:24 PM
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Low grade civil war? Good grief Joe. And what are you going to call it IF it does deteriorate into a full-blown civil war? A pandemic?

Posted by: Christian Pundits [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 21, 2006 12:24 AM



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